Do Not Eat Shit Out of a Box

A new breakfast cereal is launching called Twinkies Cereal. Here’s a photo of the box.

There are two reasons this cereal is coming to market. 

First, processed food conglomerates believe some will buy this for their children who will consume it like junkies in a den. 

Second, parents who are rightly horrified, will judge other cereals better by comparison. 

Rest assured, that other cereal you feel better about is also garbage.

As a general rule, do not eat shit out of a box.

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By Phil